smuggler's notch, stowe vermont

i was waiting for rach and had to go pee

so i walked toward the rocks and took a quick wee

i looked to my left and looked to my right

and noticed the boulders, they were quite a sight

the rocks they were huge and hovering so

i peed rather quickly and felt i should go

there was quite a big one just up from my head

i knew if it fell, well, i'd be quite dead

Smuggler's Notch, Stowe Vermont September 2010

yuba gap, ca

we trekked in on horseback a couple of hours

there were beautiful lakes and even wildflowers

we tied up the horses and sat down for lunch

the horses had carrots, you heard them go crunch

we took a quick swim in a lake up the way

and when we came back the horses they neighed

we saddled them up, got ready to leave

and before i hopped on, i crouched down to pee

Yuba Gap, California August 2010

snow park, new zealand

off to train slalom at little snow park

we got there so early, that it was still dark

we drank up our coffee before we went out

it would have been better if i went without

the temperature was well below zero that day

but up the chairlift we went anyway

the air was so crisp, the view was divine

but still it is tough to expose your behind

Snow Park, New Zealand August, 2009