Tuesday, December 14, 2010

stowe pinnacle, vermont

there’s nothing like it, vermont in the fall
the colors compare to nothing at all

when the top we approached, there was quite a view
from far and wide, you ogle the hue

they come in droves, with cameras in hand
to take a few shots of the beautiful land

i of course, keep my camera at bay
in the event, that I must sneak away

Stowe Pinnacle, Vermont October 2010

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

smuggler's notch, stowe vermont

i was waiting for rach and had to go pee
so i walked toward the rocks and took a quick wee

i looked to my left and looked to my right
and noticed the boulders, they were quite a sight

the rocks they were huge and hovering so
i peed rather quickly and felt i should go

there was quite a big one just up from my head
i knew if it fell, well, i'd be quite dead

Smuggler's Notch, Stowe Vermont September 2010

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

yuba gap, ca

we trekked in on horseback a couple of hours
there were beautiful lakes and even wildflowers

we tied up the horses and sat down for lunch
the horses had carrots, you heard them go crunch

we took a quick swim in a lake up the way
and when we came back the horses they neighed

we saddled them up, got ready to leave
and before i hopped on, i crouched down to pee

Yuba Gap, California August 2010

Monday, November 1, 2010

snow park, new zealand

off to train slalom at little snow park
we got there so early, that it was still dark

we drank up our coffee before we went out
it would have been better if i went without

the temperature was well below zero that day
but up the chairlift we went anyway

the air was so crisp, the view was divine
but still it is tough to expose your behind

Snow Park, New Zealand August, 2009

Thursday, October 21, 2010

burnt rock, fayston vermont

no one was on the trail that day
maybe the clouds had kept them away

the trail was strewn in new fallen leaves
but there were so many more on the beautiful trees

the smell was the smell of leaves in the fall
just after rain, so sweet to us all

the top was quite cold, we sat for a nibble
and just as we left, i took a quick piddle


Burnt Rock, Fayston Vermont September 2010




Tuesday, October 12, 2010

mt. hood, oregon

up the volcano, we head there at dawn
it's early to ski and common to yawn

the weather you find can be quite extreme
as you can imagine there is no latrine

so throughout the day, when i have to go pee
i just find a rock, lean on it and wee

Mt. Hood, Oregon June 2010

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

sölden, austria

in a quaint mountain town called sölden
for the world cup the beer is a flowin'

we were there rather early, without too much snow
but a glacier is there to put on the show

for three solid days we skied all around
there were plenty of beautiful views to be found

i got off at the top and started my search
for i had to go pee and needed a perch!


Sölden, Austria October 2008