burnt rock, fayston vermont

no one was on the trail that day

maybe the clouds had kept them away

the trail was strewn in new fallen leaves

but there were so many more on the beautiful trees

the smell was the smell of leaves in the fall

just after rain, so sweet to us all

the top was quite cold, we sat for a nibble

and just as we left, i took a quick piddle

Burnt Rock, Fayston Vermont September 2010

mt. hood, oregon

up the volcano, we head there at dawn

it's early to ski and common to yawn

the weather you find can be quite extreme

as you can imagine there is no latrine

so throughout the day, when i have to go pee

i just find a rock, lean on it and wee

Mt. Hood, Oregon June 2010

sölden, austria

in a quaint mountain town called sölden

for the world cup the beer is a flowin'

we were there rather early, without too much snow

but a glacier is there to put on the show

for three solid days we skied all around

there were plenty of beautiful views to be found

i got off at the top and started my search

for i had to go pee and needed a perch!

Sölden, Austria October 2008