stowe pinnacle, vermont

today let’s go hiking, i said to a few

the day was so hot, the air was like glue

the clouds they rolled in just as we neared

its just not as nice as if it had cleared

right when we got there it started to sprinkle

i suddenly felt the urge to tinkle

so i climbed down a rock and secured my stance

and took in the view while i pulled down my pants

Stowe Pinnacle, Vermont
August, 2010

chatham, cape cod

off to the beach we went to play

with towels and chairs and snacks for the day

i drank plenty of water to quench my thirst

and soon enough i was going to burst

so into the salty blue water i leap

and quickly the sharkies swam for the deep

Chatham, Cape Cod July, 2010

treble cone, new zealand

every morning before it gets light

we load up the vans, it must be a sight

up the twists and turns we go

It takes about thirty minutes or so

by the time we find a place to park

Its looking just a little less dark

of course it seems I have to pee

so quickly I go before we ski

Treble Cone, New Zealand August 2009

where it began...

so i pee all the time and happened to be

backcountry skiing in a place called chile

i hiked and i hiked and when i got to the top

i had to pee badly so i just popped a squat

the view was so nice from where i had stopped

i pulled out my camera to capture the shot

since the picture looked great, it occurred to me

why not take a picture wherever i pee!

El Colorado, Chile August 2006