stowe pinnacle, vermont

there’s nothing like it, vermont in the fall

the colors compare to nothing at all

when the top we approached, there was quite a view

from far and wide, you ogle the hue

they come in droves, with cameras in hand

to take a few shots of the beautiful land

i of course, keep my camera at bay

in the event, that I must sneak away

Stowe Pinnacle, Vermont October 2010

smuggler's notch, stowe vermont

i was waiting for rach and had to go pee

so i walked toward the rocks and took a quick wee

i looked to my left and looked to my right

and noticed the boulders, they were quite a sight

the rocks they were huge and hovering so

i peed rather quickly and felt i should go

there was quite a big one just up from my head

i knew if it fell, well, i'd be quite dead

Smuggler's Notch, Stowe Vermont September 2010

yuba gap, ca

we trekked in on horseback a couple of hours

there were beautiful lakes and even wildflowers

we tied up the horses and sat down for lunch

the horses had carrots, you heard them go crunch

we took a quick swim in a lake up the way

and when we came back the horses they neighed

we saddled them up, got ready to leave

and before i hopped on, i crouched down to pee

Yuba Gap, California August 2010

snow park, new zealand

off to train slalom at little snow park

we got there so early, that it was still dark

we drank up our coffee before we went out

it would have been better if i went without

the temperature was well below zero that day

but up the chairlift we went anyway

the air was so crisp, the view was divine

but still it is tough to expose your behind

Snow Park, New Zealand August, 2009

burnt rock, fayston vermont

no one was on the trail that day

maybe the clouds had kept them away

the trail was strewn in new fallen leaves

but there were so many more on the beautiful trees

the smell was the smell of leaves in the fall

just after rain, so sweet to us all

the top was quite cold, we sat for a nibble

and just as we left, i took a quick piddle

Burnt Rock, Fayston Vermont September 2010

mt. hood, oregon

up the volcano, we head there at dawn

it's early to ski and common to yawn

the weather you find can be quite extreme

as you can imagine there is no latrine

so throughout the day, when i have to go pee

i just find a rock, lean on it and wee

Mt. Hood, Oregon June 2010

sölden, austria

in a quaint mountain town called sölden

for the world cup the beer is a flowin'

we were there rather early, without too much snow

but a glacier is there to put on the show

for three solid days we skied all around

there were plenty of beautiful views to be found

i got off at the top and started my search

for i had to go pee and needed a perch!

Sölden, Austria October 2008

stowe pinnacle, vermont

today let’s go hiking, i said to a few

the day was so hot, the air was like glue

the clouds they rolled in just as we neared

its just not as nice as if it had cleared

right when we got there it started to sprinkle

i suddenly felt the urge to tinkle

so i climbed down a rock and secured my stance

and took in the view while i pulled down my pants

Stowe Pinnacle, Vermont
August, 2010

chatham, cape cod

off to the beach we went to play

with towels and chairs and snacks for the day

i drank plenty of water to quench my thirst

and soon enough i was going to burst

so into the salty blue water i leap

and quickly the sharkies swam for the deep

Chatham, Cape Cod July, 2010

treble cone, new zealand

every morning before it gets light

we load up the vans, it must be a sight

up the twists and turns we go

It takes about thirty minutes or so

by the time we find a place to park

Its looking just a little less dark

of course it seems I have to pee

so quickly I go before we ski

Treble Cone, New Zealand August 2009

where it began...

so i pee all the time and happened to be

backcountry skiing in a place called chile

i hiked and i hiked and when i got to the top

i had to pee badly so i just popped a squat

the view was so nice from where i had stopped

i pulled out my camera to capture the shot

since the picture looked great, it occurred to me

why not take a picture wherever i pee!

El Colorado, Chile August 2006