stowe pinnacle, vermont

there’s nothing like it, vermont in the fall

the colors compare to nothing at all

when the top we approached, there was quite a view

from far and wide, you ogle the hue

they come in droves, with cameras in hand

to take a few shots of the beautiful land

i of course, keep my camera at bay

in the event, that I must sneak away

Stowe Pinnacle, Vermont October 2010

smuggler's notch, stowe vermont

i was waiting for rach and had to go pee

so i walked toward the rocks and took a quick wee

i looked to my left and looked to my right

and noticed the boulders, they were quite a sight

the rocks they were huge and hovering so

i peed rather quickly and felt i should go

there was quite a big one just up from my head

i knew if it fell, well, i'd be quite dead

Smuggler's Notch, Stowe Vermont September 2010

yuba gap, ca

we trekked in on horseback a couple of hours

there were beautiful lakes and even wildflowers

we tied up the horses and sat down for lunch

the horses had carrots, you heard them go crunch

we took a quick swim in a lake up the way

and when we came back the horses they neighed

we saddled them up, got ready to leave

and before i hopped on, i crouched down to pee

Yuba Gap, California August 2010

snow park, new zealand

off to train slalom at little snow park

we got there so early, that it was still dark

we drank up our coffee before we went out

it would have been better if i went without

the temperature was well below zero that day

but up the chairlift we went anyway

the air was so crisp, the view was divine

but still it is tough to expose your behind

Snow Park, New Zealand August, 2009

burnt rock, fayston vermont

no one was on the trail that day

maybe the clouds had kept them away

the trail was strewn in new fallen leaves

but there were so many more on the beautiful trees

the smell was the smell of leaves in the fall

just after rain, so sweet to us all

the top was quite cold, we sat for a nibble

and just as we left, i took a quick piddle

Burnt Rock, Fayston Vermont September 2010

mt. hood, oregon

up the volcano, we head there at dawn

it's early to ski and common to yawn

the weather you find can be quite extreme

as you can imagine there is no latrine

so throughout the day, when i have to go pee

i just find a rock, lean on it and wee

Mt. Hood, Oregon June 2010

sölden, austria

in a quaint mountain town called sölden

for the world cup the beer is a flowin'

we were there rather early, without too much snow

but a glacier is there to put on the show

for three solid days we skied all around

there were plenty of beautiful views to be found

i got off at the top and started my search

for i had to go pee and needed a perch!

Sölden, Austria October 2008